Friday, September 2, 2011

An Important message, because I care

Because I care so much for all of you, I am bringing you a very special, very important message, from Amanda over at It's Blogworthy. After you are done reading her guest post vital public service announcement, make sure you head over to her blog and read this week's Celebrity Round-up.


I’m here today to warn you of a very serious threat to your health and welfare.

 This condition can strike at any time, and has afflicted up to three young, svelte models, pop singers and athletes. It robs you of your dignity, your anonymity, your figure.

 The condition is known as “Kevin Federline Has Impregnated You” and it can change your life in terrible ways. The worst part? Once you’ve experienced this condition, there’s an 85% chance of it reoccurring.

 Have you recently had sex with Kevin Federline? You could be at risk!

 Be on the lookout for the following signs:



-          A missed period

-          Tender, swollen breasts

-          Kevin Federline saying to you “You’re my baby-mama.”

-          Frequent urination

-          Headaches

-          Britney Spears saying the following statement to you: “Y’all, our kids are gonna be half siblings, ain’t that fun? Want a Cheeto?”

-          Backaches


Don’t become a statistic. You can prevent the spread of this affliction. Do your part to keep Kevin Federline from further populating this planet. There are more than enough Federline children in this world as it stands.

Help us spread the word & remember...only you can prevent "Kevin Federline has Impregnated You" syndrome.

Have a great weekend!!